Friday, 3 October 2025

Dionysus and the Mad Women

 

Many years ago I used to write plays with songs for our younger pupils at school , P7, S1, S2 in Scotland, 7,8,9 in England. The one called "A Near Myth" told the story of Proteus, Melampus and the women of Tyrins. I am quite pleased with this song, where Dionysus is sent from Olympus to drive the women of Tyrins mad. Tune: "Magnetic Rag" by Scott Joplin.



Dionysus and the Women of Tyrins

 

DIONYSUS:               Call me Dionysus; I’m full of nice surprises.

                                    Drinks for every day, drinks for work or play.

                                    Blow away your troubles with effervescent bubbles.

                                    Just one more glass or two cannot hurt you.

WOMEN                     Dionysus, we love you so (Repeat)

 

DIONYSUS                Doctor Dionysus; my medicine is the nicest.

                                    (I won’t tell them yet there’s a side effect.)

                                    There’s no need to worry; don’t be in any hurry.

                                    Don’t even stop to think; just have a drink.

WOMEN                     Dionysus, we love you so.  (They drink)

 

DIONYSUS                That is enough. Now you’ve had your fun.

                                    I’ve got you trapped. Now my task is done.

                                    Time to pay the price of your drinking bout.

                                    Alcohol is poison, you’ve just found out.

                                    My medicine now will your brains devour.

                                    I am a god. Now you feel my power.

                                    Think of every nightmare you’ve ever had.

                                    There’s no escape; you’re going mad.

 

WOMEN                    That is enough. Now we’ve had our fun.

                                    He’s got us trapped. Now his task is done.

                                    Time to pay the price of our drinking bout.

                                    Alcohol is poison, we’ve just found out.

                                    His medicine now will our brains devour.

                                    He is a god. Now we feel his power.

                                    Think of every nightmare we’ve ever had.

                                    There’s no escape; we’re going mad. (Exit WOMEN)

 

DIONYSUS               I am Dionysus. I think this joke is priceless.

                                    I just love to see mortals on a spree.

                                    Don’t be sympathetic; they’re really just pathetic.

                                    When Dionysus calls, who can resist?

                                    Dionysus knows the way.

                                    Dionysus calls the play.

                                    Dionysus night or day.

                                    Dionysus rules, OK!