The Bicentenary of St John’s
The Church of Saint John the Evangelist, Princes Street, Edinburgh was consecrated in March 1818
CANTO
ONE
Think
1818. George III was king
And
Europe was awash with creativity.
“Heart
of Midlothian” was Scott’s new thing;
The
Marx couple celebrated Karl’s nativity;
Gruber
wrote “Stille Nacht for us to sing.
The
list o’erwhelms a heart of sensitivity.
It's far too long! In fact it might be speedier
To
look the whole lot up in Wikipedia.
And,
don’t forget, this year did Mary Shelley
Conceive
her famous Doctor Frankenstein.
(I say
“conceive”. He was not in her belly,
Rather
her fecund fantasy divine.)
I guess the Shelley household was
a melée
Of quill, ink, paper – all the
author’s line.
And
this, in fact, was rather handy as
Her
Percy Bysshe was writing “Ozymandias”.
But what about the Athens of the
North,
Then slithering from off its
lofty perch,
Street by new street towards the
Firth of Forth?
The old crown jewels were found
after a search
(That
Scott again) and many a man of worth
Thought
the New Town should have another church.
So,
just as Byron started on “Don Juan”
Why,
Daniel Sandford thought he’d build a new one.
These
lines may make a nest for some church mice,
Or act
on my friend Dorp like an emetic,
But
“Cornerstone” is free, so there’s no price;
I trust
my readers to be sympathetic.
A
bicentenary doesn’t happen twice
So it
seems right to pen some sort of epic.
And
what could better suit a bold romancer
Than
write his verse in a Byronic stanza?
CANTO
TWO
This
Sandford – Bishop Daniel, I should say –
Dreamed
of a new church for a new season.
His
diocese perhaps would point the way
From
the Enlightenment and Age of Reason
To
post-Napoleonic piety. A day
For
Godly worship to confound the heathen.
He
wanted most (and bless his cotton socks)
A
Gothic temple, not a preaching box.
Let’s
have, he thought, stained glass; a solemn file
Of
lofty pillars, drifting ever higher
Towards
the vaulted ceiling in the style
Called
“Perpendicular”. Let’s have a choir
Engendering
pious musings. All the while
He
planned two churches piskies to inspire.
And
first of these two New Town Gothic halls
Was
Ps and Gs – in those days just St Pauls.
But
churches aren’t just castles in the air,
Whether
for Kirk Established or some sect.
They
must stand up; put up with wear and tear.
They’re
stone and mortar, lead and glass, bedecked
With
ornament. And they must have a care;
“Authentic
Gothic detail” would be checked.
You
need an architect. They chose to turn
To
the young, up-and-coming William Burn.
An
architect is not the only thing.
By no
means! There are plans to make. A lot
Of
funds to raise and give, donors to bring
And
many legal tangles to unknot.
We had
the man! Wealth, energy and “zing”,
Needed the Ts to cross and Is to dot.
Needed the Ts to cross and Is to dot.
So
if on May the Sixth your spirits fly, go
Drink
a toast to Forbes of Pitsligo.